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watch its a trap!

comes with extra accessories

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know a super jacked flip named jordan mancilla?
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i dont get it
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Too Tall:
Generally Thai girls are not very tall, but almost all katoeys are taller than average, with heights of 180cm not being unusual.

Too Feminine:
Look at the way she uses make up, the way she walks and moves her arms or hands, especially over-enthusiastic hair flicking... no real girl would need to act this way at every moment, like she is walking on a constant catwalk.

Overacts and Overreacts a lot:
Way more than necessary, often loudly in a high-pitched, exaggerated voice. It gets even worse in a conflict. Certainly, don't ever pick a fight with a ladyboy - you can't be sure of the outcome!

Too Large Breasts:
This again is not an absolute rule but too big and often provocative is a good indicator. They often cheerfully invite you to check 'how real they feel'... it's more a question of appreciating their financial investment.

No Bra!
This is always interesting - In Thailand, no matter how small the breast and how open-minded a girl is, even in gogo bars, girls always wear a bra! If she doesn't, especially when combined with points 1 and 4, you are probably talking to a katoey.

The Voice:
In the majority of the cases, voices - even trained voices - are still what gives many katoeys away. The pitch might be higher than men's voices but it somehow sounds unnatural.

Adam's Apple:
This is a tricky one as Adam's Apples can be surgically removed, but if she has one, you can call her 'sir'.

The Dress Code:
Just like the overacting, the way a ladyboy dresses is usually a lot sexier than most girls. Add a generous amount of make up, feathers and glitter and you get a girl that has become so feminine and flamboyant that things start to get suspicious.

The Elbows:
One of the most unclear indicators, supposedly men's elbows are more square than a girl's.

The Final Check:
The ID card - no matter how feminine you are or if you use the ladies bathroom, even after a sex reassignment surgery, your ID will still show your real gender.

best guide i ever read ty googles

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Jan 3 2015 12:47pm
Cool everything is working out for you. Good luck man.
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Quote (Kthulhu @ Jan 3 2015 02:47pm)
Cool everything is working out for you. Good luck man.


this as well if shes real or not goodluck with your real or fictional affairs oh my yes


OH YA JIM OH YA



This post was edited by S3rial_Joe on Jan 3 2015 12:50pm
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Seems legit.
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R.I.P.

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Quote (S3rial_Joe @ Jan 3 2015 01:50pm)
this as well if shes real or not goodluck with your real or fictional affairs oh my yes

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OH YA JIM OH YA


He hasn't been on here in 6 months. I'd say he'd be a pretty damn committed troll to just lie about it. Or wait....... :ph34r:
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Quote (S3rial_Joe @ Jan 3 2015 01:46pm)
Too Tall:
Generally Thai girls are not very tall, but almost all katoeys are taller than average, with heights of 180cm not being unusual. 

Too Feminine:
Look at the way she uses make up, the way she walks and moves her arms or hands, especially over-enthusiastic hair flicking... no real girl would need to act this way at every moment, like she is walking on a constant catwalk.

Overacts and Overreacts a lot:
Way more than necessary, often loudly in a high-pitched, exaggerated voice. It gets even worse in a conflict. Certainly, don't ever pick a fight with a ladyboy - you can't be sure of the outcome!

Too Large Breasts:
This again is not an absolute rule but too big and often provocative is a good indicator. They often cheerfully invite you to check 'how real they feel'... it's more a question of appreciating their financial investment.

No Bra!
This is always interesting - In Thailand, no matter how small the breast and how open-minded a girl is, even in gogo bars, girls always wear a bra! If she doesn't, especially when combined with points 1 and 4, you are probably talking to a katoey.

The Voice:
In the majority of the cases, voices - even trained voices - are still what gives many katoeys away. The pitch might be higher than men's voices but it somehow sounds unnatural.

Adam's Apple:
This is a tricky one as Adam's Apples can be surgically removed, but if she has one, you can call her 'sir'.

The Dress Code:
Just like the overacting, the way a ladyboy dresses is usually a lot sexier than most girls. Add a generous amount of make up, feathers and glitter and you get a girl that has become so feminine and flamboyant that things start to get suspicious.

The Elbows:
One of the most unclear indicators, supposedly men's elbows are more square than a girl's.

The Final Check:
The ID card - no matter how feminine you are or if you use the ladies bathroom, even after a sex reassignment surgery, your ID will still show your real gender.

best guide i ever read ty googles


Wow went back and read this and I almost had tears of laughter rolling down my face lol
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