Going On My First Date On Sunday - Topic

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#111

Mar 8 2010 11:11pm

I suggest you bathe, brush your teeth and be yourself. Also, work on getting a phone. Bitches love texting.

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#112

Mar 8 2010 11:11pm

Quote (Twizted_jay @ Mar 5 2010 08:49pm)

1 in the vagina
2 in the butthole

Sniff your fingers afterwards and savor the smell

then lickem

Yeah sniff sniff

btw it's 2 pink 1 stink you retards

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#113

Mar 13 2010 09:31pm

Quote (stacked @ Mar 5 2010 11:06pm)

The internet:
Where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

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Mar 13 2010 09:36pm

Quote (RABiDSQUiRRELS @ Mar 5 2010 07:38pm)

Okay, so Sunday i'm going on my first date with some cute girl named Mallory. I'm only 16 and I chose to go see Shutter Island because its a horror movie, and that's what she likes.

..What the fuck do I do first?
Her favorite candy is Swedish fish and so i'll bring a big bag of those. I'm paying for her of course. It's rated 'R', hope we can get in. I hope it's not to crowded so I can enjoy Mallory. She lives half an hour away and I don't have a phone, or a car.

I hired a 'wing-man' to come (he's my best bud) and make things less awkward because I met Mallory on Facebook. To make it fair she is going to bring her friend also.

What stylish moves should I make?
I know you JSP'ers are very experienced with Women.

Ps. Feel free to comment.
and yell at me, to attempt to make me feel bad or just say a special comment to make you think that people on here notice you.

lol. going to a movie on a first date. rook mistake.

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#115

Mar 13 2010 09:46pm

Quote (GRATS @ Mar 9 2010 12:11am)

Yeah sniff sniff

btw it's 2 pink 1 stink you retards

its the reverse shocker...euro chicks invented it

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#116

Mar 13 2010 09:46pm

bring her to the bar, you god damn virgin.

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stop following me, you little shit head.

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#117

Mar 13 2010 10:21pm

Quote (Acrobat @ Mar 5 2010 10:54pm)

Win

true

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