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Nov 15 2011 06:43pm
Quote (nelos1 @ 15 Nov 2011 17:42)
yet superman is a pervert with x-ray vision...
and mostly all dc(marvel -_- ) superheroes are wearing briefs outside their pajamas.....what's next? pillow fight with batman? :LOL:


No what's next is the pervy pillowfighting Superman beating Goku to death? It'll look like this.

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Nov 15 2011 06:45pm
Quote (pindlekill87 @ 15 Nov 2011 17:43)
I wouldn’t even say this fight is close, Goku would easily win, being faster (can use instant transmission in battle) and more powerful (could destroy an entire galaxy with one attack) than Superman.

And which versions of the two are being used? Because silver age Superman is (probably) the strongest Superman, and may make things difficult for some (but not many) variants of Goku, although if it’s Goku after DB-GT (after he has absorbed the dragonballs) then he’d be unstoppable.
Or is it just amalgamations if all the different versions of these two?


The most popular and well known/well accepted versions of both. Superman, and Goku. (modern original versions of both)
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Nov 15 2011 06:45pm
Quote (The_Disputatious_Linguist @ Nov 15 2011 06:37pm)
You should be, cause as a result Superman whips Goku's ass umadbro?

Also Goku's creater isn't mature at all... he gave Goku a monkey tail, said that when he grunted hard enough, he would get spiky blonde hair and be more powerful, and gave him the superpower to shoot magic balls out of his hand.


Shooting ki balls out of hands is far cooler than shooting lasers out of eyes. :/

Bullshit. Anyone who creates a character who is incredibly powerful and has only one weakness is incredibly immature. That reminds me of when I would play with a friend and I would say "Well my action figure stabs yours with a sword." and then he says "Well mine has a super ultra forcefield that keeps him from dying, ever." I mean isn't that really fuckng lame?

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Nov 15 2011 06:46pm
Quote (The_Disputatious_Linguist @ 15 Nov 2011 19:43)
No what's next is the pervy pillowfighting Superman beating Goku to death?  It'll look like this.

http://i55.tinypic.com/2utm7p5.jpg


false advertisement.
superman Can Not....i repeat, superman CAN NOT! breathe in space!!! -_-
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Nov 15 2011 06:48pm
Quote (The_Disputatious_Linguist @ Nov 15 2011 06:43pm)
No what's next is the pervy pillowfighting Superman beating Goku to death? It'll look like this.

http://i55.tinypic.com/2utm7p5.jpg


-Broly and Paragus in Broly: The Legendary Super Saiyan, they were both in space breathing,flying and creating energy attacks. Broly was destroying meteors and was going nuts.

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Shooting ki balls out of hands is far cooler than shooting lasers out of eyes. :/

Bullshit. Anyone who creates a character who is incredibly powerful and has only one weakness is incredibly immature. That reminds me of when I would play with a friend and I would say "Well my action figure stabs yours with a sword." and then he says "Well mine has a super ultra forcefield that keeps him from dying, ever."  I mean isn't that really fuckng lame?


Inventing superheroes by that definition is immature, and Goku fits into it. Goku is an anime, children's character ie immature. And you saying that your toy stabs his toy is just as god mode only on the offensive. You state that something happens without giving him a chance to defend against it. And talking about your guy handling balls and then comparing it to my choice who can fire lasers out of his eyes, either makes you look more gay, or your guy look like more of a fag
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Nov 15 2011 06:49pm
Quote (nelos1 @ 15 Nov 2011 17:46)
false advertisement.
superman Can Not....i repeat, superman CAN NOT! breathe in space!!! -_-


You're right, he doesn't need to breathe.

Quote (AEtheric @ 15 Nov 2011 17:48)
-Broly and Paragus in Broly: The Legendary Super Saiyan, they were both in space breathing,flying and creating energy attacks. Broly was destroying meteors and was going nuts.


Broly + Paragus = Goku? No, then it's not an argument. Oh and btw. Superman would kick anyone's ass from the DBZ universe. Fact.
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Nov 15 2011 06:52pm
Quote (The_Disputatious_Linguist @ Nov 15 2011 06:48pm)
Inventing superheroes by that definition is immature, and Goku fits into it. Goku is an anime, children's character ie immature. And you saying that your toy stabs his toy is just as god mode only on the offensive. You state that something happens without giving him a chance to defend against it. And talking about your guy handling balls and then comparing it to my choice who can fire lasers out of his eyes, either makes you look more gay, or your guy look like more of a fag


Nigga please. Goku actually loses battles and fights with weaknesses. What about superman? Oh, that's right, superman can only be hurt by some silly rock.

I stated a sword attack, and he could easily say something like "Well I pull the sword out and I have healing powers" or something like that that makes him strong but doesn't make him incredibly overpowered without weakness.

I'm ignoring the handling balls crap because that's just really stupid.

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Nov 15 2011 07:12pm
Quote (The_Disputatious_Linguist @ Nov 15 2011 05:17pm)
Definitely Superman. Goku is not faster than Superman. The only way Goku could win is with kryptonite but where the fuck is Goku going to find Kryptonite and how would he know that it's Superman's weakness? By that logic, Superman would just let Goku chase him into space and let Goku explosively decombust. Or if goku had a pressure suit, Superman could just fly close to the sun, avoiding the kryptonite, and let goku fall into the sun because of it's gravitational pull, that Superman could escape, and Goku could not. Of course this is all ridiculous. The question was whether they would win in a legit fight, no suns, no kryptonite. Simple fact is that Superman is impenetrable and Goku is not, therefor Superman would win. Sorry DBZ nerds. Goku would totally kick Aquaman's ass though if it makes you feel any better.


1. Superman can close to brute force, and Goku has that plus energy attacks.
2. Goku isn't stupid, he wouldn't "chase" him as you say like a moron...
3. Goku can blow planets in the blind of an eye.
4. Even if Goku did follow superman like a moron to the sun, which he wouldn't, he can instant transmission.
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