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#1061
Nov 15 2011 06:18pm
Quote (AEtheric @ 15 Nov 2011 17:15)
Trunks with a kryptonite sword, would chop that bitch in half.


Goku is not faster than Superman. The only way Goku could win is with kryptonite but where the fuck is Goku going to find Kryptonite and how would he know that it's Superman's weakness? By that logic, Superman would just let Goku chase him into space and let Goku explosively decombust. Or if goku had a pressure suit, Superman could just fly close to the sun, avoiding the kryptonite, and let goku fall into the sun because of it's gravitational pull, that Superman could escape, and Goku could not. Of course this is all ridiculous. The question was whether they would win in a legit fight, no suns, no kryptonite. Simple fact is that Superman is impenetrable and Goku is not, therefor Superman would win. Sorry DBZ nerds. Goku would totally kick Aquaman's ass though if it makes you feel any better.
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Nov 15 2011 06:18pm
Quote (L4d @ Nov 15 2011 06:16pm)
Goku would need kryptonite because he could not harm Superman without it.


Lex luthor could get it and he's a fucking scrawn.
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#1063
Nov 15 2011 06:18pm
May chuck norris strike me down if I am wrong but didn't he actually write... Christian cowboy novels?

Literature alone kind of makes him lose manliness points.
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Nov 15 2011 06:19pm
Quote (The_Disputatious_Linguist @ Nov 15 2011 06:18pm)
Goku is not faster than Superman. The only way Goku could win is with kryptonite but where the fuck is Goku going to find Kryptonite and how would he know that it's Superman's weakness? By that logic, Superman would just let Goku chase him into space and let Goku explosively decombust. Or if goku had a pressure suit, Superman could just fly close to the sun, avoiding the kryptonite, and let goku fall into the sun because of it's gravitational pull, that Superman could escape, and Goku could not. Of course this is all ridiculous. The question was whether they would win in a legit fight, no suns, no kryptonite. Simple fact is that Superman is impenetrable and Goku is not, therefor Superman would win. Sorry DBZ nerds. Goku would totally kick Aquaman's ass though if it makes you feel any better.


Lex Luthor + goku team up + get kryptonite? PWNED.
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#1065
Nov 15 2011 06:21pm
Quote (AEtheric @ 15 Nov 2011 17:18)
Lex luthor could get it and he's a fucking scrawn.


Lex Luthor is a scrawn, and Goku lives in another universe... that may or may not have kryptonite... which Goku may or may not be familiar with at the time of the fight...and even if he is familiar with it, he would have to acquire it and know how to use it... but that doesn't seem to fit Goku's character description.
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#1066
Nov 15 2011 06:22pm
Quote (AEtheric @ 15 Nov 2011 17:19)
Lex Luthor + goku team up + get kryptonite? PWNED.


ok yeah. Superman + Yellow Sun + Space? PWNED.
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Nov 15 2011 06:22pm
Quote (The_Disputatious_Linguist @ Nov 15 2011 06:21pm)
Lex Luthor is a scrawn, and Goku lives in another universe... that may or may not have kryptonite... which Goku may or may not be familiar with at the time of the fight...and even if he is familiar with it, he would have to acquire it and know how to use it... but that doesn't seem to fit Goku's character description.


I'm sorry that the creator of Goku was mature enough to create a superhero that isn't incredibly cheesy with superpowers that can only be beat with some stupid fucking rock.
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#1068
Nov 15 2011 06:37pm
Quote (AEtheric @ 15 Nov 2011 17:22)
I'm sorry that the creator of Goku was mature enough to create a superhero that isn't incredibly cheesy with superpowers that can only be beat with some stupid fucking rock.


You should be, cause as a result Superman whips Goku's ass umadbro?

Also Goku's creater isn't mature at all... he gave Goku a monkey tail, said that when he grunted hard enough, he would get spiky blonde hair and be more powerful, and gave him the superpower to shoot magic balls out of his hand.
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#1069
Nov 15 2011 06:42pm
Quote (The_Disputatious_Linguist @ 15 Nov 2011 19:37)
You should be, cause as a result Superman whips Goku's ass umadbro?

Also Goku's creater isn't mature at all... he gave Goku a monkey tail, said that when he grunted hard enough, he would get spiky blonde hair and be more powerful, and gave him the superpower to shoot magic balls out of his hand.


yet superman is a pervert with x-ray vision...
and mostly all dc(marvel -_- ) superheroes are wearing briefs outside their pajamas.....what's next? pillow fight with batman? :LOL:
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#1070
Nov 15 2011 06:43pm
I wouldn’t even say this fight is close, Goku would easily win, being faster (can use instant transmission in battle) and more powerful (could destroy an entire galaxy with one attack) than Superman.

And which versions of the two are being used? Because silver age Superman is (probably) the strongest Superman, and may make things difficult for some (but not many) variants of Goku, although if it’s Goku after DB-GT (after he has absorbed the dragonballs) then he’d be unstoppable.
Or is it just amalgamations if all the different versions of these two?
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