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Aug 16 2016 02:46pm
2/10
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Aug 16 2016 03:31pm
i had to take a spider out as well they are pretty neat
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#13
Aug 16 2016 06:31pm
The spider's venom grasp well in your blood
may you avoid the black widow bug!
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Aug 16 2016 06:39pm
Spyder is a member of los locos humbre and we feel disrespect
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Aug 17 2016 12:20am
Quote (Arsenic_Touch @ Aug 16 2016 10:40pm)
Notice how the OP hasn't been seen for 44 minutes as of this post. Clearly the spider ate him after the drinks.


The only graceful way to tell a joke is by telling it, then turning and walking away without watching for your audience's reactions. Shows that you know the joke is fucking hilarious without requiring confirmation.
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#16
Aug 17 2016 12:23am
Loled
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#17
Aug 17 2016 12:26am
i love puns ^-^
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#18
Aug 17 2016 12:26am
:ph34r:
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