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Aug 11 2016 11:40pm
Suck his balls when he's asleep. What a fag.
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Aug 12 2016 12:24am
Quote (ringo794 @ Aug 11 2016 09:45pm)
damn haha
people always finding ways to take the fun out of games :/


Yeah, though it's kind of ironic. I wasn't able to trade in D2 after the turn of 2008 as not one single person I encountered wanted in game items for theirs, thus I had to turn to this site...
PoE has such a good trade system that I can't help but enjoy trading in game :)

Quote (Arsenic_Touch @ Aug 12 2016 12:12am)
You really should punch him in the testicles the next time you see him. He is why we cannot have nice things.


Everyone wants me to punch him in the pouch... don't think I could bring myself to do that, but I could come up with something creative :)

Quote (dankmemes1337 @ Aug 12 2016 12:26am)
That's so awesome. How many accounts can he run at one time?


No idea. Don't care to find out either - botters are jerks
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Aug 12 2016 12:32am
seems to me you invaded his privacy and threw a stick into the spokes of his business venture

if you messed around on my computer without permission id probably punch you out as a simple matter of principle

obviously you dont take boundries seriously as a roommate so who knows what other lines youve crossed

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Aug 12 2016 12:38am
Quote (death_knight @ Aug 11 2016 11:32pm)
seems to me you invaded his privacy and threw a stick into the spokes of his business venture

if you messed around on my computer without permission id probably punch you out as a simple matter of principle

obviously you dont take boundries seriously as a roommate so who knows what other lines youve crossed



furthermore to turn around and say HE is a poor sport for being angry especially when you caused the problem really shows your character and in my opinion is quite ignorant
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Aug 12 2016 12:51am
If you really want to mess with him, (After doing something like that) open Ease of Access center and click Start narrator.
Drag the Narrator program off screen

While he's trying to fix what you did, the PC will tell him his every move
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Quote (Priz @ Aug 11 2016 10:29pm)
A good friend and roommate of mine has been using a bot to cheat in a fucking mobile game (Pokemon GO) as he's too lazy to walk around and get stops. So last night when I noticed our internet fucking up, I went upstairs to see if he was seeding files or something, but when I turned on the screen, there was a black command screen with some hack pretending to play the game and running around to various stops around the area in quick succession.

I moved the program shortcut to another folder and created a shortcut with the same image and name that opens up to this notorious message from the Elder Scrolls series

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/elderscrolls/images/2/2c/Dark_Brotherhood_We_Know_ESO.png/revision/latest?cb=20151104050831

and instead of being a good sport and just having a laugh at it (keep in mind, we didn't delete anything or mess with the program) he went ape shit
we couldn't believe he was being such a poor sport and then we found out why

he's been selling fucking accounts to people on eBay



Didnt read
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Aug 12 2016 03:09am
Punch his bots in his sleep
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Aug 12 2016 11:15am
Quote (death_knight @ Aug 12 2016 01:32am)
seems to me you invaded his privacy and threw a stick into the spokes of his business venture

if you messed around on my computer without permission id probably punch you out as a simple matter of principle

obviously you dont take boundries seriously as a roommate so who knows what other lines youve crossed


I should have specified this is mainly a media PC (aka downloads movies/games to play on his TV) he doesn't use it for anything private and it's used by everyone in the house as it's faster to download files on his direct connection than wireless

Quote (death_knight @ Aug 12 2016 01:38am)
furthermore to turn around and say HE is a poor sport for being angry especially when you caused the problem really shows your character and in my opinion is quite ignorant


There was no problem. He just pressed the shortcut that lead to the funny photo - his program was literally beside it lol


Sheesh you two make it sound like I snuck into his room and fucked around with his stuff. It's a garbage PC we built with random crap parts we had from our old PCs that we leave in the living room

This post was edited by Priz on Aug 12 2016 11:20am
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Aug 12 2016 05:58pm
that moral story
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