Quote (Funion @ Aug 3 2016 06:10pm)
I stopped at a gas station this morning to poop and after unleashing the beast, brewed by last night's chipotle carnitas bowl with extra beans and guac and an apple and kale jamba juice on the side, I realized I had no toilet paper.... To avoid shaming myself and admitting what I did to their bathroom I got in my car held my mudpie bum 2" above the seat and speed to the nearest gas station and wiped away my brown shame
Still not as shitty as a NekoSama thread