I use a vaporeon, its water gun is gg

Then allright.

dont do drugs m8

Yeah but these drugs are my medicine.

great idea
Storz & Bickel ofc (they make volcano and now handheld), mighty or crafty

Make or buy a spoof

if you want a high quality portable one you better start smoking concentrate.
the ones for actual bud aren't very good (from my experience)

I think crafty/mighty are probably best if they are in your price range. If you have a high tolerance, a portable bud vaporizer isn't going to do much for you, they don't have enough battery life.