Okay, so heres the whole story.

High school party, senior year
Boys and girls are all sippin' on beer
I like soda, where's the soda? Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda?

I see her from across the crowd
I said the party is bumpin' and the music is loud
You're really drunk and you're lookin' sad... It's like a date rape ad

Girl, then we start to dance and
Girl, baby this is romance
Girl, I'm startin' to grow down below
Shit, why did I wear sweat pants?

Girl, you're body's like what conjunction junction
That's a fine ass, butt (but)
I'm like a cashew in a lollipop
Just keep suckin' till you get to the nut

And I said let's rob an Asian kitchen
Or stroll down the block
Either way girl, we're takin' a wok (..Nothing?)
You're gonna love me the way my uncle did
Except you're not gonna go to court for doin' it
Be a guillotine or my girl instead
Either way you're givin' me head

I'm gonna love you, baby the right way
Shorty with a body lookin' hotty when I say girl
When I say girl

We go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter
Why's it called dry humping, if I always need a towel after?
You spread your naked legs and I see that wound that never healed
Even though you're yellin' for me, I can tell your lips are sealed
We're both aware of my erection, you ask if I have protection

I say:
"Well no, I tried to buy them once
I was in the convenience store
My old babysitter walked in
I had to hide them near the Tic-Tac's
I was so embarrassed, I peed myself a little bit"

Girl, girl

Insert a euphemism
A sexy mental prism
Increase my pelvic rhythm
Fill you with my syllogism
I know your body and I know how to please you
Don't thank me, thank Wikipedia

Guys don't go down, well I am-
What the fuck is that? I should have brought my diagram
Ooh... Did you feel that? That was an educated guess
Ooh... Did you feel that? Uh, that one was a sneeze, my bad

High school party, senior year
None of that happened 'cause I wasn't invited..

Edit: Lyrics by Bo Burnham - High School Party

This post was edited by TortoiseBox on Jul 24 2016 04:38am

That's uh... So special haja

Juicy details

reddit is the best place to read about great sex that every time goes wrong like 3 girls pregnant, love reading it thou, this place, nah, we don't talk about it in here, in here im gonna tell you guys how many skulls i have in my garage, none of them are real, still i found 3 dead indians in my backyard and they hate me.

I would seek a medium immediately.

This post was edited by TortoiseBox on Jul 24 2016 05:07am

we're gonna work it out.

Jennifer BigAss Love Hewitt is available

Post nudes or I won't believe you

She have a very nice ass

*has

And yup, first time I saw her I thought she got her ass stucked into an Iraqi tank. Then I realized that she has african blood

This post was edited by LordSinfriends on Jul 24 2016 07:35am