YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?!

Are your feet tired? Cause you've been running through my dreams all night.

They aren't, because feet don't work like that.

Fine. Are your wings tired? Because you've been flying through my dreams all night, Angel

I'm am normally so unwitty , I jumped at the opportunity to make a quick joke. It was a stupid joke.

That's better.

Wait, what?



hahaha, I was just teasing anyway, I mostly just wanted a good excuse to post that glorious picture of me running with my hair in the wind and looking sexy af.

I ran in an airport to catch a flight

got attacked by a swarm of hornets or wasps. i forget which... they plotted their course of action and attempted to take out my knees. they left some nice scars for me

This post was edited by cialda on Jul 23 2016 01:47pm

Sometimes when I want to feel really patriotic I go to McDonald's and buy 40 nuggets and 3 big macs. I can practically hear the Eagles as I throw away 2 macs and 25 nuggets. Then I buy a McFurry

This post was edited by Thor123422 on Jul 23 2016 02:15pm

was walking around my neighborhood at night and 2 meany pit bulls started chasing me
i booked it and jumped on top of a near by car and they went back home