Bubba: what you in for?
Me: i caught a (pokemon character) in a police car
Bubba: lol noob everyone knows police cars get you caught!
Me: where did you find your pokemon characters?
Bubba: over by the drains silly willy!
Me: which ones? where are they at??
Bubba: right there in the middle of the shower!
Me: okay i'm here now.. i don't see any pokemon characters!
Bubba: you're in the right spot but you should bend over and grab that bar of soap for me!
Me: this one?
Bubba: yeah baby!
Me: ohh Bubba..
