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#11
Jul 3 2016 08:29am
Quote (M240B @ Jul 3 2016 09:25am)
Go be cannon fodder for the army, everyone knows that's the only thing you were ever good at anyway.



I was a Major, special ops. In fact, I lead the team that raided and killed Osama. Then after I retired and awarded godless amounts of medals, the president gave me 1 billion dollars for being so damn awesome. Then every beautiful woman in Hollywood begged me to have sex with them. And now I was just signed by and NFL team to be their starting qb.

My life so much better than yours
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Jul 3 2016 08:36am
what is the point of this
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#13
Jul 3 2016 08:38am
Quote (Flameyes @ Jul 3 2016 09:36am)
what is the point of this


hes trying to seek attention
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#14
Jul 3 2016 08:38am
Quote (Flameyes @ Jul 3 2016 03:36pm)
what is the point of this


Looks like making your life up


Quote (EmericAn @ Jul 3 2016 03:29pm)
I was a Major, special ops. In fact, I lead the team that raided and killed Osama. Then after I retired and awarded godless amounts of medals, the president gave me 1 billion dollars for being so damn awesome. Then every beautiful woman in Hollywood begged me to have sex with them. And now I was just signed by and NFL team to be their starting qb.

My life so much better than yours


Crazy
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#15
Jul 3 2016 08:39am
Quote (TrialErorr @ Jul 3 2016 10:38am)
hes trying to seek attention


so is everyone else in gc but at least they occasionally post interesting threads

this one is just a waste of space
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Jul 3 2016 08:40am
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Jul 3 2016 08:40am
Quote (EmericAn @ Jul 3 2016 07:29am)
I was a Major, special ops. In fact, I lead the team that raided and killed Osama. Then after I retired and awarded godless amounts of medals, the president gave me 1 billion dollars for being so damn awesome. Then every beautiful woman in Hollywood begged me to have sex with them. And now I was just signed by and NFL team to be their starting qb.

My life so much better than yours


Most true statement typed into this forum today.

10/10.

would re-read.
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#18
Jul 3 2016 08:40am
Quote (Happypuppy @ Jul 3 2016 03:40pm)
https://media.giphy.com/media/XreQmk7ETCak0/giphy.gif


Is this guy the older brother of Vin at Entourage? Epic gif
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#19
Jul 3 2016 02:20pm
Quote (EmericAn @ Jul 3 2016 06:21am)
God you are a sad nerd. Posts 1 topic 'so I haven't had sex with a girl in 30 days' (here: http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=74709793&f=27) then posts a topic 30 minutes later 'so this girl I've been fucking'

Jesus kid give it up.


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#20
Jul 3 2016 02:21pm
nou
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