last time I got piss tested for a job, the guy conducting it made me go through so much shit. Said he had to taste my urethra with his tongue to see if I had drug residue. Put his mouth on my cock, stuck his finger up my ass to "force residue out" I didn't have any, I passed the test, but it was awkward.

who doesn't?

reminds me of penis inspection day =/

Do you want to stop masturbating?

Clearly not the same thing, don't use such a base argument lewl.

I can pass piss test with 1 day sober using certo method

If job is for legit career job, i'd do it legit

nn i quit smoking last year and if i did smoke still it is really easy to get a green card to smoke it here

quit and go legit

this

go legit, wear hoodie and workout and take niacin pills from GNC or vitaminshoppe