So Going Out Tonight.. - Topic

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Jun 15 2016 01:16pm

Tell them your gf of 5 years just broke up with you for another guy and you're hurting. Ba'am they gonna throw themselves at you.

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Jun 15 2016 01:18pm

only 2 days.

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Jun 15 2016 01:25pm

Quote (AiNedeSpelCzech @ Jun 15 2016 03:08pm)

Walk up, put your hand out, and say "Excuse me girl, could you hold this for me while I go for a walk?"

Then put your dick on her shoulder.

ayyyy lmaokai

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Jun 15 2016 02:29pm

Quote (AiNedeSpelCzech @ Jun 15 2016 02:08pm)

Walk up, put your hand out, and say "Excuse me girl, could you hold this for me while I go for a walk?"

Then put your dick on her shoulder.

If your dick reaches her shoulder you should be fine.

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Jun 15 2016 02:33pm

Quote (Morphmcmanerson @ Jun 15 2016 02:46pm)

The dennis system works flawlessly

hahaha xd

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Jun 15 2016 02:33pm

Fight everyone and prove how alpha you are.

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Jun 15 2016 02:36pm

Quote (Fizzle @ Jun 15 2016 04:33pm)

Fight everyone and prove how alpha you are.

It's hard to do in fact because you really gotta be strong and big because most of the time there is always a guy stronger than you <_<

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Jun 15 2016 02:44pm

Quote (Boniface @ Jun 15 2016 03:36pm)

It's hard to do in fact because you really gotta be strong and big because most of the time there is always a guy stronger than you <_<

What a beta way to look at it D:

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#19

Jun 15 2016 02:48pm

Quote (Fizzle @ Jun 15 2016 03:44pm)

What a beta way to look at it D:

Sup cutie can I get your number?

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Jun 15 2016 03:00pm

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