You sure you didn't eat a bucket of tryhard for breakfast?

best sounding one yet

Didn't you just say yesterday you were dieting and working out to get in shape?

That lasted long.

not enuff roast him more

Hanging on every word I put there eh?

bro I live in Park City, this town is for health freaks, My type of pizza isn't like your type of fatty greasy pizza.

I'm not Vegan but I like some vegan food and this pizza is 100% vegan.

Please post link to website for pizza so I can see nutrition facts

No way dude, I can totally see you pulling some whack shit and calling in a bomb threat and some how blaming it on me.

you must be out of your alcoholic mind if you think I'm going to do that.

Pork chops

You must be out your mind thinking pizza is healthy lol

I just got up, I'm having a cup of applesauce.