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#11
Jun 5 2016 01:15pm
Dumbest shit since the pepper spray
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#12
Jun 5 2016 01:15pm
Quote (MillerT1meUp @ Jun 5 2016 06:55pm)
yah and i claw you and get your DNA and ur going to prison


I go to prison for getting attacked by some retard?

Explain to me just how I would be at fault for cracking said retard over the head with anything at arms reach while he's coming at me like a rabid gorilla?

Is it because I pointed out how flawed and stupid the thing he got off some guy for $150 when you'd literally be better off with a pocket knife because it is all around useful and can be used for protection if needed?
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Jun 5 2016 01:21pm
Quote (NekoSama @ Jun 5 2016 12:15pm)
I go to prison for getting attacked by some retard?

Explain to me just how I would be at fault for cracking said retard over the head with anything at arms reach while he's coming at me like a rabid gorilla?

Is it because I pointed out how flawed and stupid the thing he got off some guy for $150 when you'd literally be better off with a pocket knife because it is all around useful and can be used for protection if needed?


dident read but i would get ur DNA

the claws have special notches in them to collect DNA
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#14
Jun 5 2016 01:24pm
Quote (MillerT1meUp @ Jun 5 2016 07:21pm)
dident read but i would get ur DNA

the claws have special notches in them to collect DNA


Remove said claw after fight
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#15
Jun 5 2016 03:50pm
Quote (MillerT1meUp @ Jun 5 2016 03:21pm)
dident read but i would get ur DNA

the claws have special notches in them to collect DNA


what do you plan on doing with that DNA? Cloning me and growing it to find out who I am?
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#16
Jun 5 2016 03:55pm
Quote (Tuna_BeIIy @ Jun 5 2016 11:15am)
Dumbest shit since the pepper spray


Pepper spray is no joke man. I had to get oc sprayed when i worked security. Its like taking a mile of dick an inch at a time.
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Jun 5 2016 03:56pm
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Jun 5 2016 04:01pm
Quote (Krugg @ Jun 5 2016 06:25pm)
Pepper spray is no joke man. I had to get oc sprayed when i worked security. Its like taking a mile of dick an inch at a time.


Attacker grabs woman
"Time out I need my pepper spray"
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#19
Jun 5 2016 04:15pm
Quote (Sarz @ Jun 5 2016 03:04pm)
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Hahaha
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#20
Jun 5 2016 04:15pm
Quote (Krugg @ Jun 5 2016 04:55pm)
Pepper spray is no joke man. I had to get oc sprayed when i worked security. Its like taking a mile of dick an inch at a time.


Hmm... anyone got any pepper spray?
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