lol wut

I like to cock my shotgun

There's this girl that I like.

Her name is Andrea and she's about 24 years old. and she has this tight little body.

I'm like this giant beast of a man. 6 feet tall 220 pounds of solid muscle and I saw her at the gym. She was standing in the corner quivering like a little bunny rabbit.
and I'm this muscler man who's standing their with out his shirt like a conquering hero... A lion. and she keeps looking at my beast like physic.

I have several firearms including several handguns. What gun to buy depends on what you plan to do with it. Is it going to stay on your bed side table ? In your car ? On you ?

I would like it for protection.

I probably wouldn't keep it on me that all times. most at home in a safe..

personally I don't think I can kill another human being so it's more to scare people off if anything.

I thought about getting a hand gun.
I would if I wasn't going overseas, wouldn't be able to take it anyway :/

1v1 knives only

You don't brandish a firearm unless you plan to use it, that's gun 101. If you want to scare people off buy some pepper spray or a chainsaw

See that's bad thinking right their bro.

My dad always told me that if I was to buy a gun that would be my solution to all my problems and that's a very bad way of thinking.

Of course I know firearms are dangerous and use to protect your love ones, but I have enough social skills not to get myself into a verbal argument with a crazy person who might want to harm me.

I know a guy who worked for the county meat wagon back in the day who said he took a call just after midnight on New year's eve where a bullet ripped through the ceiling of a home and hit right at the top of an eight year old's spine, killing him on the couch where he sat between his parents.

Moral of the story: If you're going to fire your gun off like an asshole, aim at the ground,ffs.