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#11
Aug 12 2016 10:36am
stop making me jelly...
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#12
Aug 12 2016 10:36am
Quote (iiTzChunky @ May 27 2016 09:45pm)
Alba is one fine lady. Biel is kinda eh imo.


Im the total opposite lol
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#13
Aug 12 2016 10:37am
Quote (M240B @ 12 Aug 2016 19:33)
Nah she's into Japanese looking chicks


get a tuxedo+bowtie+topper hat then


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#14
Aug 12 2016 10:45am
Quote (M240B @ May 28 2016 03:46am)
This girl I'm doing doesn't think Jessica biel or Jessica Alba is attractive.

Serious ? Like what is her standard ?


What she means is: I don't look even a tiny bit like Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba and that makes me angry.
Jessica Biel I can somehwat understand as her main selling point is her insanely nice looking figure, I'm sure you need a dick to fully appreciate her appeal.
Jessica Alba on the other hand has a perfect face, your GF is jelly as fuck.

This post was edited by Svartermetalisk on Aug 12 2016 10:46am
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#15
Aug 12 2016 10:47am
Theyre alright more thick better imo
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#16
Aug 12 2016 10:53am
This has to be one of the most transparent attempts at 'hey guys, I'm getting sex!' I've ever seen.
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#17
Aug 12 2016 10:56am
Quote (AiNedeSpelCzech @ Aug 12 2016 11:53am)
This has to be one of the most transparent attempts at 'hey guys, I'm trying to present the illusion that I'm getting sex!' I've ever seen.


Fix'd
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#18
Aug 12 2016 11:09am
Quote (AiNedeSpelCzech @ Aug 12 2016 06:53pm)
This has to be one of the most transparent attempts at 'hey guys, I'm getting sex!' I've ever seen.


This is the sole reason I ever mention my girlfriend on jsp.

Gotta work on that e-peen.
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#19
Aug 12 2016 11:11am
Quote (M240B @ May 27 2016 09:46pm)
This girl I'm doing doesn't think Jessica biel or Jessica Alba is attractive.

Serious ? Like what is her standard ?


Put it in her ass.
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#20
Aug 12 2016 12:01pm
Quote (AiNedeSpelCzech @ Aug 12 2016 09:53am)
This has to be one of the most transparent attempts at 'hey guys, I'm getting sex!' I've ever seen.


DEAL WITH IT.

:)
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