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May 26 2016 11:46am
I made bets with the playing pool. I win, XXXXX, I lose, YYYYYYY.

edit 1:While playing pool, you make it last as long as possible while setting your balls the best way possible. When you've doner bartering more than you bet at first while playing, when she agrees, put all balls in. I've done that SOOOOOOOOOOO many times.

edit 2:When you win, she'll either do XXXXX at a minimum because of the XXXXX+Barter. XXXXX+Barter happens too.

This post was edited by Duality92 on May 26 2016 11:49am
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May 26 2016 12:20pm
1. chat with friends, enjoy yourself.
2. skim the room for potential pick-ups.
3. make eye contact.
4. wait a little.
5. make eye contact again. smile back in a "lol you caught me staring haha" kind of way.
6. walk up to her ask how her night's been going, then hint subtly that it could get a lot more interesting soon.
7. while this is going on i'm constantly judging her interest level in me. if she's giving you her full attention from the start you pretty much can't fuck up. if she doesn't seem too interested you might be better off moving on to the next girl.
8. spend as little as possible on introductions and such. find a subject you both can speak on. crack a couple jokes here and there to get her into a positive mood. buy her a couple drinks. "accidentally" bump into her a few times. be confident even slightly showoffish in your body language and speech. sharp wit and a smirk are your most reliable tools. it's also ok to lie if you're in a bind.

sometimes i do go in without making eye contact but generally these are the girls that will want to get to know you better before they fuck you. might take a while to crack these so i generally avoid them.
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May 26 2016 12:22pm
Quote (rawwwrr @ May 26 2016 01:20pm)
1. chat with friends, enjoy yourself.
2. skim the room for potential pick-ups.
3. make eye contact.
4. wait a little.
5. make eye contact again. smile back in a "lol you caught me staring haha" kind of way.
6. walk up to her ask how her night's been going, then hint subtly that it could get a lot more interesting soon.
7. while this is going on i'm constantly judging her interest level in me. if she's giving you her full attention from the start you pretty much can't fuck up. if she doesn't seem too interested you might be better off moving on to the next girl.
8. spend as little as possible on introductions and such. find a subject you both can speak on. crack a couple jokes here and there to get her into a positive mood. buy her a couple drinks. "accidentally" bump into her a few times. be confident even slightly showoffish in your body language and speech. sharp wit and a smirk are your most reliable tools. it's also ok to lie if you're in a bind.

sometimes i do go in without making eye contact but generally these are the girls that will want to get to know you better before they fuck you. might take a while to crack these so i generally avoid them.


Sounds like a grade A wingman, broh
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May 26 2016 12:24pm
billiarts n darts
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May 26 2016 12:26pm
I just pull my dick out, game over.
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May 26 2016 12:32pm
Quote (Trump2016 @ 26 May 2016 20:22)
Sounds like a grade A wingman, broh


i can be a pretty decent storyteller too. comes from observing comedians like jeffries and the likes.
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May 26 2016 12:33pm
Quote (Sarz @ May 26 2016 01:25pm)
billiards :thumbsup:


Yeah
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May 26 2016 12:45pm
i cant even talk to girl...
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May 26 2016 12:47pm
Quote (Trump2016 @ May 26 2016 11:24am)
Curious to see if any of yall do different stuff

I~

Walk up to a girl and instist to buy them a drink even if they don't want one
I keep my mouth shut and let her try to be the interesting one because bar banter is boring
I don't ask them to go home with me I tell them
We fuck

Wbu broh?


Fucking creep status lol.
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May 26 2016 12:49pm
Quote (Firaga @ May 26 2016 02:45pm)
i cant even talk to girl...


me neither
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