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May 18 2016 11:00pm
Quote (Diutinus @ May 18 2016 11:57pm)
Fuck, beat me to it


how do you make a tissue dance? :huh:
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May 18 2016 11:01pm
Quote (wraps @ 19 May 2016 14:59)
i really liked this joke! :D


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Quote (wraps @ May 19 2016 01:30am)
how do you make a tissue dance? :huh:


Put a little jazz in it
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You a one ball man
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May 18 2016 11:02pm
Quote (wraps @ May 18 2016 11:00pm)
how do you make a tissue dance? :huh:


Hahaha! :)
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Quote (Tuna_BeIIy @ May 19 2016 12:01am)
Put a little jazz in it


;) i see what you did there!
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May 18 2016 11:18pm
If you take à dwarfrt as a basketball stander will it wake à Win or a squash.
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May 18 2016 11:52pm
Computers are like air conditioners
When you open windows, they don't work properly
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May 19 2016 02:27am
Im not racist buuut how do you starve a black man..





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Hide his food stamp card under his work boots :mellow:


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May 19 2016 02:57am
Quote (Hubris @ May 19 2016 03:37am)
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Enjoy some copy pasta I didn't read.


tell shitty joke, put moral of the story at the end = win
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