Quote (jackherer @ May 3 2016 08:59am)

Greetings all or as they say in Spanish 'asta la vista I'm not gay' today I'm offering someone a future with me ? Wait is that gay?

Noo seriously I'm offering anyone a job working for me it's a12 hour shift u have to guard my back garden door and patt and frisk my cat everytime she comes in and everytime she leaves the house yesterday she Brought a big rat in the house today she brought pigeons feathers tomorrow she would be bringing my Indian next-door neighbours red dot on the forehead in and I can't allow this to happen!

You will be paid weekly 60p a hour and I am not taking gay applicants because the shower is near the garden door and sometimes I use the shower and we wouldn't want to encounter any 'technical difficulties' when I walk out the shower butt naked on Thursday my favourite day of the week!

I will only fire u if I catch you sleeping on the job everything else is permitted and please no drugs on site thank u u will be provided by with a metal detector company uniform and no lunch breaks. Please share this and get the word out thank you

Quote (Dominate @ May 3 2016 07:04pm)

Just barely

Quote (jackherer @ May 3 2016 04:59am)

Greetings all or as they say in Spanish 'asta la vista I'm not gay' today I'm offering someone a future with me ? Wait is that gay?

Noo seriously I'm offering anyone a job working for me it's a12 hour shift u have to guard my back garden door and patt and frisk my cat everytime she comes in and everytime she leaves the house yesterday she Brought a big rat in the house today she brought pigeons feathers tomorrow she would be bringing my Indian next-door neighbours red dot on the forehead in and I can't allow this to happen!

You will be paid weekly 60p a hour and I am not taking gay applicants because the shower is near the garden door and sometimes I use the shower and we wouldn't want to encounter any 'technical difficulties' when I walk out the shower butt naked on Thursday my favourite day of the week!

I will only fire u if I catch you sleeping on the job everything else is permitted and please no drugs on site thank u u will be provided by with a metal detector company uniform and no lunch breaks. Please share this and get the word out thank you

Quote (jackherer @ May 5 2016 03:39am)

wow a lot of applicants

soon I will send you PM's asking you to interview for the position

please make sure you have a webcam and a thong as this is dress code - no im not gay I just wanna see if I mind seeing you naked ...wait is that gay?

Quote (jackherer @ May 4 2016 03:58am)

biggs daym you cant take the job cos id have to pay you £7.20 an hour now!