ive Never Abused the Spam

Does not killing somebody when I had the chance to count?

I do little shit like this all the time. A friend of mine actually makes kits for homeless people with books and socks and dental hygiene shit and food and just a bunch of dumb little shit that you wouldn't think of, which I like to hand out. Or just giving rides to hitchhikers or giving part of my lunch away or helping blind ladies across the street or whatever, y'know?

Protip: getting caught doing that shit will definitely get you laid.

She once asked me to pull out and I did.

...a homeless guy was shivering on a park bench so I gave him my underpants to use as a hat . I was gonna give him my socks to use as gloves but I'd been wearing the same ones for over three days .

Saved someone from drowning and then prevented hypothermia

Thats awesome

It really is. Sac has a huge homeless population, so it's a nice tiny way to do something to make someone's life just a little better.

um i have to think about it but i once saw a walker on the side walk near a forest and i went to see what was going on and an old man had fallen down the hill into the forest area so i helped him up and got him back to his walker and i walked him to his bus stop to make sure he didn't fall again

valentine's day 2014. an old woman walking a dog is trying to get the attention of people at a gas station. they all say "NO SRY" 5 people in a row

i'm like Yo do you need help or what

she was lost as fuck

she hopped in my car and i drove her around until we found the police who were already looking for her...

then i went home and cried myself to sleep, alone