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#11
Apr 12 2016 07:04pm
Quote (carteblanche @ Apr 12 2016 09:02pm)
you can rob a bank pretty easily without powers. just walk up to the cashier and hand them a note to give you all the 20s in their drawer. easiest 5k you ever made.
lol
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Apr 12 2016 07:21pm
Quote (Devoir @ Apr 12 2016 09:04pm)
lol
srs.
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/39b67t/im_a_retired_bank_robber_ama
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Apr 12 2016 07:26pm
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Apr 12 2016 07:30pm
Sit and read JSP, obv.
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Apr 12 2016 08:00pm
Quote (ski @ Apr 13 2016 12:45am)
ofc the first thing I'll do is I will find my Lois Lane
Spin the world backwards.
Pick up t-rex.
Spin world forward.
Drop t-rex in Japan.
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#16
Apr 13 2016 05:53am
Quote (NekoSama @ Apr 12 2016 10:00pm)
Spin the world backwards.
Pick up t-rex.
Spin world forward.
Drop t-rex in Japan.
lol
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#17
Apr 13 2016 05:56am
rape
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#18
Apr 13 2016 06:12am
Look at myself in the mirror
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#19
Apr 13 2016 06:36am
Get some Kryptonite from Silk road and then suicide.
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Apr 13 2016 11:17am
Heroin.
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