it could be the determining factor if you were to be up for promotion

are they going to higher the man with a strong willed dick or the lil guy whose dick only gets hard once every moon cycle

lol well I already told the GM about it, I just walked up to him and said "I did it" and it took him like 3 seconds before he was realized what i was talkin about and got super excited, after i told him about whiskey dick he was like w/e still counts

sounds like a chill ass gm lol

a lot of places wouldnt tolerate that kind of 'talk' thats pretty cool

how was it the worst lay ever if u couldnt get it up

if 2 or more guys say it counts as a lay, it counts dillydong

Sexy is all ways shitty when your drunk.

Been there. Mind you booze dick only ever happened with one girl, I believe that my subconscience had a clearer realization that the chick was really fuckin "meh" and chubbier than my beer goggles assessment at the club.
Other times it can just a slight bit softer when I'm tanked but I can still maintain the business.

This post was edited by Darkblue on Apr 10 2016 10:05pm

was more couldnt keep it up, just so you sorta know how wasted i was we went to waffle house after the bar and I dont remember it at all, I dont remember the drive to her place either, I didnt drive, although it wasnt responsible at all for her to drive, my memory kicks back on about the time we got to her place, also I'm a big fan of run on sentences

yeah only 2 times its happened to me ive been blackout so its sorta understandable, usually I love a little whiskey dick when it lets me bang it out for like 2 hours lol

I can bang it out for 2 hours as is, the booze dick doesn't help. Especially if I have to wear a condom, would give me the same sensation as poking her with a strap-on. Lel