Quote (Tylr @ Jul 28 2011 11:57pm)
Would to be covered in gasoline, caught on fire, and tripping over the edge of a skyscaper, and as you're falling shitting and pissing your briches followed by landing on a car.
Or just dying while taking a shit that won't come out.
I don't know.
hmm
The following is a true story.
In FRANCE, Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to chance when he decided to commit suicide. He stood at the top of a tall cliff and tied a noose around his neck. He tied the other end of the rope to a large rock. He drank some poison and set fire to his clothes. He even tried to shoot himself at the last moment. He jumped and fired the pistol. The bullet missed him completely and cut through the rope above him. Free of the threat of hanging, he plunged into the sea. The sudden dunking extinguished the flames and made him vomit the poison. He was dragged out of the water by a kind fisherman and was taken to a hospital, where he died of hypothermia.