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Jul 28 2011 10:03pm
Quote (piddywiffle @ Jul 29 2011 12:01am)
Air bubble to brain.

Essentially you just fall over dead.


Oh my god
Doesn't that happen when it gets in your eye socket?

How does that even happen O_O
I'm never leaving my house
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Jul 28 2011 10:03pm
what you gotta do is:

1) Get a cheese wire (you know the ones you use to manually cut huge bricks of cheese)
2) Tie it into a makeshift noose
3) Put it around your neck
4) Superglue your hands to your head
5) The cheese wire will cut your head off, and then it'll look liek you ripped your head off
6) ???
7) Profit
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Jul 28 2011 10:04pm
Quote (Tylr @ Jul 28 2011 10:03pm)
Oh my god
Doesn't that happen when it gets in your eye socket?

How does that even happen O_O
I'm never leaving my house


Wut?

Quote (Toothfariy @ Jul 28 2011 10:03pm)
what you gotta do is:

1) Get a cheese wire (you know the ones you use to manually cut huge bricks of cheese)
2) Tie it into a makeshift noose
3) Put it around your neck
4) Superglue your hands to your head
5) The cheese wire will cut your head off, and then it'll look liek you ripped your head off
6) ???
7) Profit


Oldie but goodie ;)
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Jul 28 2011 10:04pm
Quote (Tylr @ Jul 28 2011 11:57pm)
Would to be covered in gasoline, caught on fire, and tripping over the edge of a skyscaper, and as you're falling shitting and pissing your briches followed by landing on a car.
Or just dying while taking a shit that won't come out.
I don't know.

hmm


The following is a true story.

In FRANCE, Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to chance when he decided to commit suicide. He stood at the top of a tall cliff and tied a noose around his neck. He tied the other end of the rope to a large rock. He drank some poison and set fire to his clothes. He even tried to shoot himself at the last moment. He jumped and fired the pistol. The bullet missed him completely and cut through the rope above him. Free of the threat of hanging, he plunged into the sea. The sudden dunking extinguished the flames and made him vomit the poison. He was dragged out of the water by a kind fisherman and was taken to a hospital, where he died of hypothermia.
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Jul 28 2011 10:05pm
Quote (piddywiffle @ Jul 29 2011 12:04am)
Wut?



Oldie but goodie ;)


That's not good at all
that sounds terrible

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Jul 28 2011 10:06pm
Quote (OgreDan @ Jul 29 2011 12:04am)
The following is a true story.

In FRANCE, Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to chance when he decided to commit suicide. He stood at the top of a tall cliff and tied a noose around his neck. He tied the other end of the rope to a large rock. He drank some poison and set fire to his clothes. He even tried to shoot himself at the last moment. He jumped and fired the pistol. The bullet missed him completely and cut through the rope above him. Free of the threat of hanging, he plunged into the sea. The sudden dunking extinguished the flames and made him vomit the poison. He was dragged out of the water by a kind fisherman and was taken to a hospital, where he died of hypothermia.


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
DAMN! Guy is fucked up
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Jul 28 2011 10:07pm
Quote (Tylr @ Jul 29 2011 12:06am)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
DAMN! Guy is fucked up


It actually is a true story. I laughed pretty hard XD
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Jul 28 2011 10:07pm
:hug:
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posting in a stupid topic.
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Jul 28 2011 10:08pm
Quote (Monkey_king @ Jul 29 2011 12:07am)
posting in a stupid topic.


Aww now :( Don't be that way.
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