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#11
Jul 7 2011 12:50pm
put it in a basket and float it down the river
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#12
Jul 7 2011 12:51pm
troll
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#13
Jul 7 2011 12:56pm
push her down some steps
always works for me
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#14
Jul 7 2011 12:59pm
Wait and see how black the baby is.

This post was edited by ClancyBrown on Jul 7 2011 12:59pm
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#15
Jul 7 2011 12:59pm
Raise it as a carpenter, let him find his real Father when he is older.
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Jul 7 2011 01:10pm
Troll or cheater.. sux2bu
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#17
Jul 7 2011 01:11pm
Quote (MrJoshua @ Jul 7 2011 10:42am)
ive never had sex with her, she says we are both virgins


she is pregnant and is claiming it is a miracle


what do i do?


Call Maury
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#18
Jul 7 2011 01:11pm
Quote (MrJoshua @ Jul 7 2011 11:42am)
ive never had sex with her, she says we are both virgins


she is pregnant and is claiming it is a miracle


what do i do?


find out whos the daddy, and kill him
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#19
Jul 7 2011 01:12pm
a beheading!
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#20
Jul 7 2011 01:13pm
Quote (CatchPhrase @ Jul 7 2011 11:56am)
push her down some steps
always works for me


Quote (ClancyBrown @ Jul 7 2011 11:59am)
Wait and see how black the baby is.


excellent posts, would read many times again/10
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