A good friend and roommate of mine has been using a bot to cheat in a fucking mobile game (Pokemon GO) as he's too lazy to walk around and get stops. So last night when I noticed our internet fucking up, I went upstairs to see if he was seeding files or something, but when I turned on the screen, there was a black command screen with some hack pretending to play the game and running around to various stops around the area in quick succession.

I moved the program shortcut to another folder and created a shortcut with the same image and name that opens up to this notorious message from the Elder Scrolls series

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/elderscrolls/images/2/2c/Dark_Brotherhood_We_Know_ESO.png/revision/latest?cb=20151104050831

and instead of being a good sport and just having a laugh at it (keep in mind, we didn't delete anything or mess with the program) he went ape shit
we couldn't believe he was being such a poor sport and then we found out why

he's been selling fucking accounts to people on eBay

Punch him in the balls while he sleeps

I'm not a jerk - he's such a poor sport and can't stand any sort of defeat that the sight of seeing him being caught doing this gives me more satisfaction than anything.

If anything, I'd be willing to give the people who buy these accounts a slap to the back of the noggin lolol

Sounds like a terrible roomate also
Punch him in the balls while he sleeps

damn haha
people always finding ways to take the fun out of games :/

Oh, you so funnay

Have to agree, this is hilarious and your roomie is almost as pathetic as his customers. lol

You really should punch him in the testicles the next time you see him. He is why we cannot have nice things.

I like that line.

That's so awesome. How many accounts can he run at one time?