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Aug 11 2016 11:20am
When choking your lady out, squeeze the sides. Not the air way. The pleasure comes from the lack of blood. Not the lack of oxygen. Plus if you choke the airway too hard you could break it so squeeze the sides, not the front. And don't do it all at once either. Start soft and then squeeze gradually harder.


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Aug 11 2016 11:21am
I've been doing it wrong for years.

Now I know why all those girls never woke up.
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Aug 11 2016 11:21am
Thank you
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Aug 11 2016 11:22am
how do you crush an airway when its filled to the brim with a rock hard meat pole?
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Aug 11 2016 11:22am
Quote (Challenged @ Aug 11 2016 02:20pm)
When choking your lady out, squeeze the sides. Not the air way. The pleasure comes from the lack of blood. Not the lack of oxygen. Plus if you choke the airway too hard you could break it so squeeze the sides, not the front. And don't do it all at once either. Start soft and then squeeze gradually harder.


Super important.



thanks facebook.



Surprisingly not bogus advice.

The throat though can actually be good too. She feel like she getting ravaged
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Aug 11 2016 11:22am
Quote (thesnipa @ Aug 11 2016 05:22pm)
how do you crush an airway when its filled to the brim with a rock hard meat pole?



*Spits out drink*
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Aug 11 2016 11:23am
Quote (thesnipa @ Aug 11 2016 12:22pm)
how do you crush an airway when its filled to the brim with a rock hard meat pole?


it might be rock hard, but yours isn't big enough to fill it.
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Aug 11 2016 11:23am
Quote (Mitchellway @ Aug 11 2016 02:22pm)
*Spits out drink*


how do you have drink when its filled to the brim with a rock hard meat pole?
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Aug 11 2016 11:23am
Quote (Mitchellway @ Aug 11 2016 11:22am)
*Spits out drink*


no no, you're in there so they can't spit.

Quote (Challenged @ Aug 11 2016 11:23am)
it might be rock hard, but yours isn't big enough to fill it.


Just because your ass is able to take a sprite can with no lube doesn't mean I'm "not big enough". We've been over this, whore.

This post was edited by thesnipa on Aug 11 2016 11:24am
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Aug 11 2016 11:25am
My manager at work saw me looking at this thread through the tab thumbnail and was only able to see "Sex Tip For Virgins" and just turned around and walked away.

Then he sent me an email that said, "First off, sorry to interrupt. Second off, probably not the best thing to be looking at at work."
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