Got into a really bad fight with my girlfriend. "Flowers are bullshit" to her and I cant afford jewelry.

Suggestions?

Do and say the opposite of what got you where you are. Women really are that simple.

why would you want to fix a fight with gifts?

gifts are easier than making promises you don't intend on keeping. learned that the hard way a few times.

make her laugh even though she's angry. just a little bit at a time, dont try too hard. if you can make her crack a small smile, you just put your foot in the door.

work your way up to your mouth round her parts. this will work best if you can have her lady friends drink with her, then have her come home. give her a hug and tell her that her legs look really good tonight.
lead that up to mouth expertise. there. now you won the game and she'll probably be making you breakfast.

Sit down and talk like rational adults.

When my wife got mad at me for the apartment being a pigsty, I pointed out that we're both at fault, and that the cloths have been unfolded on the kitchen table for three weeks.

Then I suggested we renegotiate our chore distribution.

She stopped bitching about the apartment being dirty because she didn't want to go through one of my house meetings where we fervently negotiate the nuances of who vacuumes on what day.

Im not telling you shit until you change your fucking font.

I intend on keeping the promises Ive made. I see potential. Its just a matter of saying sorry the right way.

Just admit you were wrong and promise to never do it again.