Is wrong. Just super saying.

I keep my keys in whichever pocket I so choose at the time
And nothing you or anybody says will ever change that
Learn2dealwithit

I'm trying to imagine giving a fuck about where I keep my keys, let alone other people

I had a dream I was like swimming down some river with a bunch of people, there was like dangerous shit in the river too, but everyone was enjoying themselves. I had my keys and wallet in my pockets like a boss, soggy money and all.

KEYS IN LEFT OF COURSE.

That's what I'm talking about playboy

my key is hooked to my septum piercing

When you are in a rush in the morning and you can't find your keys.
That's always a cool feeling. You end up being late instead of on time.
My buddy Joe always has it happen to him. He should wear them around his neck.

i keep them in the left, and phone in the right, as well as lighter in the right

Keep them in my hand