So I'm strolling through Summerlin playing Pokemon Go like the white privileged person I am... when a van pulls up that I've seen like two times now, like a rape van with no windows. They came to a fast stop, and I heard the door open before they even stopped... and I didn't even see a person come out because I was up the wall I was adjacent too in 2 seconds flat. I ran for like 2 minutes straight full speed, and then realized I'm out of shape. So I sat my ass down and pondered if this person wanted directions, to steal my shit, or fuck my ass. Man, I was looking for this stupid fucking Snorlax. Fuck you Snorlax.

...too lazy to rewrite from my fb post, but this was lulzy that happened to me just now.

i'm tracking this topic!

They are trying to purge the world of pokemon go players

All they wanted to do was give you free candy in the back of their van.

Fuck you wraps, quit being so nice.

just copy and paste?

here comes the rape van

do you want me to be fake and act mean to everyone?

Yes, please.

At least you wouldn't be like Bob Ross, I feel like that man did some fucked up stuff to be so nice.

it makes no sense! i get called fake a bunch cuz i'm nice to people in General Chat but some people want me to be the opposite of what i am irl and be mean to people!

i'm just going to keep being myself and be nice to people here and if you don't like it then i'm sorry!

it's nothing personal against you or the other people that want me to be a fake meanie! i'm just being myself!