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#1
Jul 4 2016 11:21am
for every time you had masturbated in your life until the present, how radically would you be able to upgrade your standard of living?

Discuss.

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Jul 4 2016 11:30am
I'd be able to buy the Moon, and probably would too.

If there really is a man on the moon, he'd be mine, and I'd fuck him.

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Jul 4 2016 11:31am
I'd buy America
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Jul 4 2016 11:32am
Probably averaged about twice a day since I was 13, so per a bit of quick napkin math that'd be about $125k. Would be able to pay the mortgage down quite a bit but wouldn't exactly change my life forevar.
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Jul 4 2016 12:22pm
Quote (AiNedeSpelCzech @ Jul 4 2016 11:32am)
Probably averaged about twice a day since I was 13, so per a bit of quick napkin math that'd be about $125k. Would be able to pay the mortgage down quite a bit but wouldn't exactly change my life forevar.


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#6
Jul 4 2016 12:23pm
If I had to estimate, I'd say I'd be getting about thirty to forty thousand bucks so
party :D
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Jul 4 2016 12:25pm
Very and alot
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Jul 4 2016 12:27pm
id be rich
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Jul 4 2016 12:33pm
Id be able to afford a butler that does it for me

A true money shot

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Jul 4 2016 12:40pm
Quote (Tuna_BeIIy @ Jul 4 2016 10:33am)
Id be able to afford a butler that does it for me

A true money shot


Nothing like an old british man jacking you off right
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