I hate when you go to the toilets at work and they are all occupied motherfucka what are u doing in there? Taking a shit or takin a selfie get out there now immediately !!

Some people dwell in the toilet and start thinking about life... like dude it's the 'shit centre' time to to let it all out let all your problems go not just sink in them ...soon ima have to start kicking the doors down and grabbing people from they're collars of there shirts like a peg whilst holding my nose and escorting their ayyyysesss offf the premises if u are into deep thinking go to the dam library .. This ain't crystal maze bitch and I ain't That bald guy that hosts it.. This is more like family fortunes and im that les Dennis gay guy who controls your destiny...

Please use the toilet before u come to work we are on the verge of getting kicked out the EU that thought itself makes my butt shivver and my boogers dropp but no matter what happens I will continue to love all of you out there for you are all my children we might not be biological detergent related but we are eachothers sperm doner kebabs floating in this dead Sea that George Bush made for us it of his urine samples ...

I hope when I die that my legacy is fulfilled and they build a tower and name it 'The non gay tower' were u have to be 100 percent non gay to have permanent citizenship to that building ...

my life is like a bicycle tyre everytime it gets punctureeeeedddddddddd I put some more airrrrr in its ayyyyyyseee hoping for that one miracleeeeee and I will never breath againnn breath againnn he wasn't man enough for meeeeee u can do it put your ayyyyse in to it push it push it real good salt and peppers here salt salt and peppers here u can't touch this .. Ice ice baby I gotta get through this I gotta get through thissss ... today is a. ' is my neighbour a tranny ?' Tuesdayyyyyyyyyyy cameras for allll memory cards for camerasss for noneeeee

I'm going to ponder what you just said over a nice big massive crap! I'll be there for a long time!

You may think you're high. I suggest you are at an all time low, especially with a two thumbs down rating.

fgt

didnt read

You get'm jack

im never high at work biggs



now u got another chance babes!



thanks biggs

You are low

Me neither

No one reads this shit