Got picked on in high school, passed up for the football team
Got a tiny dick and I can't get laid, but at least I've got a dream
Gonna hide my inadequacies behind a nightstick and a gun
I'll ride shotgun in a cop car, and I'll beat you up for fun
No one's gonna fuck with me, not once I've got my shield
I'm making up for years of abuse, so you'd better fuckin' yield
'Cuz I wanna be a cop.. So I can fuck you up!
Once I've got all that power, I'll do what I please
Abuse you and beat you, get you down on your knees
I'm as lawless as the rest, yeah, justice don't mean shit
once I am the law I don't have to follow it
It's your word against mine, punk, so what'chou gonna do?
'Cuz I'm an upstanding citizen, not gutter trash like you
'Cuz I wanna be a cop... So I can fuck you up!
So hippies, punks and homeless bums, you'd better run & hide
Or I'll throw you in my wagon, and we'll all go for a ride
These years of work and training, they'll all be worthwhile
I'll have status and distinction, rise above the rank n' file
Kids may still scoff at me, but I'll come out on top
I'll just kick your ass, son, I can do that, I'm a cop