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Jun 3 2016 11:43pm
Got arrested last night with my cousin trying to open car doors, we got into like four, and stole change from two. A person saw us and called the cops, five undercover cops were watching us. We knew it was sketchy too cause we kept seeing people wearing black shirts.

Then a huge black dude walking across the street asked if I had the time, and then pointed a taser at me and said get on the ground and we started to sprint then five more cops came out of all directions with tazers...

Felony burglary charge, 5,000 dollars bail, and an expensive lesson learned. Don't fuck around with that shit, if you haven't been to jail you don't want to go. I sat for ten hours freezing cold, shit food, weird people everywhere, it smells like shit, and you can't sleep cause the chairs are hard as rocks and you can't lay down or anything.

Jail sucks =//

This post was edited by Monkeykid on Jun 3 2016 11:44pm
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Jun 3 2016 11:44pm
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
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Jun 3 2016 11:45pm
Quote (CenturyLink @ Jun 3 2016 09:44pm)
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.



I was drunk
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Jun 3 2016 11:54pm
lmao
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Jun 3 2016 11:55pm
retard.
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Jun 4 2016 12:16am
Werd bro, I've been to jail too it's no joke man i had to blow other guys to get some cigarettes and had a train run on me in the showers. Afterward I went home and wrote in my diary about my voluntary tour of prison.
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Jun 4 2016 12:28am
Ok guys
Too many trolls
I need some legal advice pls pm me. Idk how much are lawyer fees
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Jun 4 2016 03:57am
Quote (Monkeykid @ Jun 4 2016 06:28am)
Ok guys
Too many trolls
I need some legal advice pls pm me. Idk how much are lawyer fees


atleast 1k-2k for a felony burglary charge

it costed me 700 for a lawyer on a first offense dui charge

Using a lawyer is a gamble though could spend all that money and still be charged with it ... but if i was you i would get one and atleast try to get that charge knocked down.... definitely dont want a burglary charge on your record
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Jun 4 2016 03:58am
lol
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Jun 4 2016 06:21am
Quote (Terps @ Jun 4 2016 02:16am)
Werd bro, I've been to jail too it's no joke man i had to blow other guys to get some cigarettes and had a train run on me in the showers. Afterward I went home and wrote in my diary about my voluntary tour of prison.


:rofl:
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