Hate when motherfuckas recommend 'Chinese food ' to me motherfucka I don't eat that shit and never will so go play with my sweet and sour balls they probably use rat piss as oil to make your food you fishy fucks need to beat it this is year 2016 half of us are gay the other half is unidentifiedsexual which means the sexuality isn't confirmed yet so we need to come together and raise our hands and say no to Chinese food!

The ones that don't ? probs eat that shit everyday whilst drinking beer playing supermario world jerking their cock with the joystick controller because it makes you feel good fuck Chinese food it's disgusting and your all gonna die because the chemtrails are coming for your sweet and sour balls u can run but you can't be ungay!


I got a joke for all yall ayyyyses a Gay jew a Indian taxi driver and African plumber walk into a bar what happens? Nothing happens they alll say they forgot they're wallets and walk out immediately

Five years ago I was diagnosed with breast cancer three years later I had no breasts left now I just have flat ironed chest if you don't believe me come to my room and I'll show you but I'm only available for limited time because I am busy burning dustbins and kicking people's doors and running away in my spare time

One day your gonna wake up and thank me for bringing your ayyyyysee that funky raw shittt and say hey that non gay guy jackherer was right!

Today's a 'How do I turn this TV on'? Tuesday Indian newsagents for alllll and Indians working inside the newsagents for nonneeeee

i like chinese food! but don't get often can be pricey.

Ironically, being Chinese I'm neutral to chinese food.

Parents make it as good if not better than the restaurants (imo) so don't see the need to go out and pay for it.
Also grew up eating it regularly, so now I'm tired of it

This post was edited by kai_jph on May 31 2016 04:49am

do you use rat piss in your food too biggs?

No, Sunflower oil .... Although some of the food from the restaurants sure look fried in rat piss

This post was edited by kai_jph on May 31 2016 05:39am

Gimme some pickled chicken feet, nom nom nom

I like Chinese food

well jackherer definitely aint no bitch I got dem monster pecks u feel biggs? (well bet u wanna feel em huh ...wait is that gay?) but no that bit was fake biggs I just made that up for attention and sympathy to my cause, but yeh fuck dat Chinese food biggs!

> Am Asian
> Cook my own food
> Better than most vendors