so this 4 year old kid came up to me and said he was a T-rex!

according to the transgender community that means he actually is a dinosaur because that's how he feels on the inside so his body parts resembling human don't matter.

trannysaurus rex yo

i sexually identify as an apache attack helicopter

i sexually identify as a can of campbell's chunky beef soup

Guild: Vampire

Vampire'd

you need jesus

I sexually identify as a gas pump nozzle

I'm gonna warm you up and eat you

I sexually identify as two-in-one shampoo and conditioner.

If he's arms can't reach his ass then sure.

Birds are the closest thing to a dinosaur

I'm a blue battery powered banana toaster.



his* you got autocorrected.

This post was edited by Duality92 on May 26 2016 10:19am