Today this stupid blonde bitch horned at me from a mile away she thought that me being a mile infront of her whilst pulling out was to close so she starts Horning with her stupid dry skin arms out whilst I was staring at the world through my rearview I see her trying to give jackherer that lip so I pulled my middle finger out of my window and kept it there for like a good thirty five seconds.

This bitch Looked around to make sure there was no cops around sticking her head left and right to check and then stuck a finger back and quickly put it down thinking she was Gangsta ?! Applaud this bitch!!

The funny thing was I was driving normal we was on clear road and if bitch was really gangsta she woulda and coulda caught up with me and confront me but no she jus stayed as far as she can behind and even when she had a chance to come in side Lane to see my beautiful face she still just stayed in same Lane as me but really far back all angry see this is what u can get and expect from a bitch she probably gonna go home to her husband now and tell her how much of a man she is ...

oh ok chill

tldr

Today I was about to leave a roundabout. Roundabout had three lanes, while this exit had one lane. Logical thing is that the outer 2 lanes of the roundabout merge nicely into this exit. Meanwhile there was someone from the leftmost lane trying to cut all the way into the exit, horning at people because nobody was allowing him to pass.

I managed to keep him from cutting me off as well. His face was full of "y u no let me merge". Absolutely priceless.

tl;dr: bad drivers make for great entertainment.

This post was edited by howtodisappearcompletely on May 9 2016 06:11am

I hate getting horned at

Ur clean m8

Speaking and behaving like an idiot doesn't make you cool, imho.

Sounds like a Trump voter.

ye ur right dno why she was horning me biggs its not cool, glad I held that finger for 35 secs tho ahah I had the last laugh huh biggs!!! Wow we really get each other lets go for a drink sometime ok?

Kill her family and steal her chickens.