No dog is too much for me to handle, I rehabilitate dogs, I train people. I am the dog whisperer.

I am not sure if I am drunk enough

all of my dogs have being killed by a train called dog whisperer, they all died because of the chains i used thou, thats why im gonna kill you all when i can.

anyone out there feeling murderous?

i swear to god i'm never using chains no more, just come kill me please.

Home depot

excellent choice. psssht. pssssht.

pls whisper to me

im sorry i cant acknowledge you until you are in a calm-submissive state

voted.

I'd let him go to the bathroom and not flush.