Greetings all or as they say in Spanish 'asta la vista I'm not gay' today I'm offering someone a future with me ? Wait is that gay?

Noo seriously I'm offering anyone a job working for me it's a12 hour shift u have to guard my back garden door and patt and frisk my cat everytime she comes in and everytime she leaves the house yesterday she Brought a big rat in the house today she brought pigeons feathers tomorrow she would be bringing my Indian next-door neighbours red dot on the forehead in and I can't allow this to happen!

You will be paid weekly 60p a hour and I am not taking gay applicants because the shower is near the garden door and sometimes I use the shower and we wouldn't want to encounter any 'technical difficulties' when I walk out the shower butt naked on Thursday my favourite day of the week!

I will only fire u if I catch you sleeping on the job everything else is permitted and please no drugs on site thank u u will be provided by with a metal detector company uniform and no lunch breaks. Please share this and get the word out thank you

not reading this

biggs its ok you cant read.

Ps. whos that unemployable dude in yo pic?

Alright man, I'm in.

biggs are you over 21?

Just barely

Its getting better hello biggs

yep

I was with you right up to 'no drugs.'

kant reed