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Jan 13 2015 06:23pm
Cheer me up.

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e/ jk that was mean of me to say

This post was edited by Shakti on Jan 13 2015 06:24pm
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Jan 13 2015 06:24pm
Puppies.
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Quote (Hoooookay @ Jan 14 2015 12:24am)
Puppies.


But I own one.

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There's a sale at Penney's.
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Quote (Hoooookay @ Jan 13 2015 07:24pm)
Puppies.


...your PM box is filled with puppies :rolleyes:
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Jan 13 2015 06:35pm
compare your life to firaga

insta happiness
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Jan 13 2015 06:37pm
Quote (Hermione @ Jan 13 2015 07:35pm)
compare your life to firaga

insta happiness


Song Title: Firaga's Prologue
Song Writer: Firaga
Singer / Rapper: Younha / Taeyang


(Intro)
Listen up yall... I am a man born with no good qualities and no talents...
If you ever feel down... just compare yourselves to me...
and realize that you are a beautiful person who can be...
everything that I cannot be...

(Verse 1)
Yo wuddup niggehs, my name is Firaga
im a fat asian virgin, even bigger than Graga
I dream daily of having a gf like Sona
but im just a poor niggeh driving my Hyundai Sonata
I fantasize about getting married one day, becoming a papa
My personality itself is a malevolent stigmata
To change myself is something that i gotta
but to no avail, it always ends up in failure, which is a neverending saga

I like to call myself the 100 elo trash nib scrub
i carry that name around everywhere, even in the tub
i wanted to become a confident young man, who gets girls at a night club
but i find myself every night doing my dick rub
without a doubt, i am the most loneliest cub
i have no girls or friends to eat dinner with whenever im feeling a grub
for me, the glass is always half empty, no matter what kind of cup

(Chorus)
22 years of living my worthless life
without any hopes of having a wife
i shud just cut myself with a knife
everyday is an ongoing strife
i always ask myself 'how am i gonna survive?'
i feel dead inside, although biologically i am alive
to a conclusion, i have come to arrive
that i am truly the lowest of the lowest... of all happiness i am deprived
i am overtaken by a virgin's sex drive
to the loneliest depths of the oceans i wanna dive
so that into a renewed man i may revive
and if yall feel me on my royal destitute, give me a high five

(Verse 2)
Lemme say one thing to the male and female
one thing i've learned... is that life ain't no fairy tale
success is not guaranteed... there is a chance to fail
and indeed, i have failed many times, it makes my face pale
all i wished for was one girl to be my holy grail
now im left with my suicidal instincts... to die on the train rail
i used to be a christian, in belief of jesus and the cross and the nail
i used to have faith, that marriage might be possible with the girl in white veil
i had once put my love in an envelope mail
but time has rotted it away, and it has become stale
the weather has now become fierce, in an unmerciful falling hail
life drags on even slower than a snail
as if im locked up in an isolated jail
i wish a hot asian girl would become my savior and come to me for bail
but that is a long lost cause, as i think about it every cigarette that i inhale
this is the tragedy of Darwinism playing it's card against me in detail
please remember that life is a thing so frail
and take away from this that real life ain't no fairy tale

(Chorus)
22 years of living my worthless life
without any hopes of having a wife
i shud just cut myself with a knife
everyday is an ongoing strife
i always ask myself 'how am i gonna survive?'
i feel dead inside, although biologically i am alive
to a conclusion, i have come to arrive
that i am truly the lowest of the lowest... of all happiness i am deprived
i am overtaken by a virgin's sex drive
to the loneliest depths of the oceans i wanna dive
so that into a renewed man i may revive
and if yall feel me on my royal destitute, give me a high five

(Verse 3)
niggehs, there may be times when u feel down
but do'nt let that overcome u, becuz Firaga is always around
please think about me, and learn that you are much better off than this clown
whenever you are immersed in the sea of depression to drown
and when you feel that there can be nothing to change ur frown
i will always offer my hand for help, and offer a crown
compared to the failure that i am, you are all beautiful deep down
and my wish is for you to realize this before u go to sleep in your evening gown
because love is absolutely the best existing noun

(Ending Chorus)
22 years of living without a cause
i only wish to go back to the days of childhood when there was santa clause
the days were so happy, i felt like a baws
but the moment that love has decided to exclude me, it was my loss
my heart came to a pause
but let this be a remedy for yall because
yall are much more gifted and capable than me, who is a full of flaws
now go walk your road of life and find the best love there ever was!

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Quote (Hermione @ Jan 14 2015 12:35am)
compare your life to firaga

insta happiness


this wud be perf azn vs. azn but i know he's gonna back down and be ur lil bitch...
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