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Mar 5 2010 09:38pm
Okay, so Sunday i'm going on my first date with some cute girl named Mallory. I'm only 16 and I chose to go see Shutter Island because its a horror movie, and that's what she likes.

..What the fuck do I do first?
Her favorite candy is Swedish fish and so i'll bring a big bag of those. I'm paying for her of course. It's rated 'R', hope we can get in. I hope it's not to crowded so I can enjoy Mallory. She lives half an hour away and I don't have a phone, or a car.

I hired a 'wing-man' to come (he's my best bud) and make things less awkward because I met Mallory on Facebook. To make it fair she is going to bring her friend also.

What stylish moves should I make?
I know you JSP'ers are very experienced with Women.


Ps. Feel free to comment.
and yell at me, to attempt to make me feel bad or just say a special comment to make you think that people on here notice you.
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Mar 5 2010 09:39pm
o.o if its rated R, you're not getting in. Take her to see Alice in wonderland instead :D
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Mar 5 2010 09:40pm
1 in da pink
2 in da stink
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Mar 5 2010 09:41pm
LOL met on facebook
I bet you're a fatty
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Mar 5 2010 09:42pm
Quote (Acrobat @ Mar 5 2010 09:40pm)
1 in da pink
2 in da stink


LoL
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Mar 5 2010 09:42pm
Quote (BlazingHorizon @ Mar 5 2010 10:42pm)
LoL


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Mar 5 2010 09:44pm
Quote (Acrobat @ Mar 5 2010 10:40pm)
1 in da pink
2 in da stink


Ooo baby
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Mar 5 2010 09:47pm
Quote (Acrobat @ Mar 5 2010 10:40pm)
1 in da pink
2 in da stink


what does that mean
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Mar 5 2010 09:49pm
Quote (RABiDSQUiRRELS @ Mar 5 2010 10:47pm)
what does that mean


I really hope you're not serious..
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Quote (RABiDSQUiRRELS @ Mar 5 2010 09:47pm)
what does that mean


1 in the vagina
2 in the butthole

Sniff your fingers afterwards and savor the smell

then lickem
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