I know I wont get many serious answers here but it is worth a try.

Uncle stole mo-ped I reported him but kept talking to my cousin on bebo. Today I found out id been removed from bebo and blocked. How do I find out if it was HIM who did it or his dad who forced him. He aint online so can't pass a message my dad won't let me ring their house. I feel like im dieing (no joke).

For last 3 days I have been vomiting and my heart feels like it is about to burst (like it "fell over) I feel like crying im snapping at everyone (including my ill mother wanting me to make her a cup of tea) and it is all 2 weeks before exams. I normally have 3-4 meals a day today ive had one small one and I had to FORCE that down.

What could be wrong? I have constant thirst as well. But the hunger thing is worrying me normally im ALWAYS hungry. But now I can't bring myself to eat.

tl;dr

You should try getting in contact with your problem.
I don't get your problem.. I don't understand some words :S
Maybe you need just some time alone?

wtf is a mo-ped

u need a rest and things to think things through. life sucks and your not alone on that part.
get some help, best one's are the people around you as always. if not family. why not friends.

Uh, is all this because of the moped?

Indeed it fucking is. All too much hassle if you ask me and just because his dad couldn't get what he wanted. Atleast I aint eating as much but that aint good.

WTF IS MO-PED

a 100cc motorbike

*more pedophilia*