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A man goes to see his doctor looking absolutely miserable.
“Doc,” he says, “my marriage is falling apart. My wife keeps complaining I can’t satisfy her anymore. She says she loves me, but if things don’t improve soon she’s thinking about leaving.”
The doctor looks over his chart and sighs.
“Well… medically speaking, I’m not sure there’s much I can officially do about that.”
The man slumps in his chair.
“But,” the doctor says quietly, leaning closer, “unofficially… I’ve heard about a new experimental procedure.”
The guy perks up immediately. “Anything, doc.”
The doctor glances toward the door and lowers his voice.
“I can’t promise it works. It’s extremely experimental. But if you’re serious about saving your marriage… I’d be willing to try it.”
“What is it?”
“Well,” the doctor says, “we take some of the muscle fibers from a baby elephant’s trunk and graft them into the penis. Elephant trunks have incredible strength and dexterity.”
The man blinks.
“So… it’ll work?”
The doctor shrugs. “No guarantees.”
The guy thinks about his wife packing her bags.
“Let’s do it.”
The surgery goes well, but the doctor gives him strict instructions.
“For the next six weeks you must avoid any erections whatsoever. If you get one, the stitches could tear out and ruin everything.”
So for six weeks the man can barely look at his wife. He sleeps facing the wall. He avoids hugging her. At one point she tries to kiss him goodnight and he practically dives off the couch to get away.
Finally, the six weeks pass and he’s cleared by the doctor.
Feeling like a new man, he asks his wife out to a fancy dinner to celebrate.
They’re sitting in a restaurant chatting when suddenly he feels an immense pressure building in his pants. At first he tries to ignore it, but the pressure keeps building… tighter and tighter… until it actually starts to hurt.
Trying not to panic, he discreetly reaches under the table and unbuttons his pants to relieve some of the pressure.
A moment later, something suddenly reaches up from under the table… curls around a bread roll from the basket… and disappears again.
The man freezes in horror.
But his wifes eyes go wide with amazement.
“Oh my gawd,” she whispers. “That was incredible... Can you do that again?”
The guy painfully sighs while wincing and says,
“Well… I’d love to… but I don’t think I can fit another bread roll up my ass.”
This post was edited by Dive8201 on Mar 7 2026 07:21pm
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