...with my friend Bryan the other night. He gets piss drunk and says he's gonna puke, so I helped him walk to the restroom.. all the stalls were occupied. Bryan is a football player... so a big guy. He fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open and there's this guy there taking a shit. He PUKES all over him... Then (this is genius), Bryan thinks "Oh shit.. if I were taking a shit and someone came and puked all over me I'd want to fuck him up.. so I'd better hit him first.." So he fucking PUNCHES this guy in the face, then RUNS like hell.
Imagine being that guy, LOL. WORST NIGHT EVER.