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Jul 21 2012 05:30am
Myten siger at det var en Trojan reklame

den blev posted i BnP for nogle dage siden og ville lige dele den med jer

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses.
She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,
"We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car. :hail:

This post was edited by IAcid on Jul 21 2012 05:31am
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Jul 21 2012 05:42am
Den er fed, har set den før :)
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Jul 21 2012 06:00am
hahah grinern
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Jul 21 2012 06:47am
:lol:
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hahaha :D
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Jul 21 2012 08:01am
So old og ikke engang den bedste version :P og det er ikke en trojan reklame, vist bare noget der er dukket op på nettet.
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Jul 21 2012 08:04am
hahahhahahaahahhahaaha, niiiice :lol:
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Jul 21 2012 08:05am
Quote (Tigerss @ 21 Jul 2012 16:01)
So old og ikke engang den bedste version :P og det er ikke en trojan reklame, vist bare noget der er dukket op på nettet.


Skal du bare være nederen?
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Jul 21 2012 08:09am
Quote (Hej @ 21 Jul 2012 16:05)
Skal du bare være nederen?


hvorfor er det nederen?
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Jul 21 2012 08:48am
Quote (Tigerss @ 21 Jul 2012 16:01)
So old og ikke engang den bedste version :P og det er ikke en trojan reklame, vist bare noget der er dukket op på nettet.


jeg var helt færdig af grin da jeg læste den første gang :D

har du den "bedre" version ? nogen i BnP sagde det var trojan reklame

Quote (JakazaD @ 21 Jul 2012 16:09)
hvorfor er det nederen?


nice troll
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