Quote (JoneZ @ 8 Sep 2011 18:27)
Dog nogle på engelsk. Har ikke lige læst dem alle igennem så kan ikke huske om alle er så gode ^^ (fik dem af en m8)
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
Good news, the test results are negative!
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?
Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.
I have only three months to live.
I think my medication is wearing off.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
I've been noticing you not noticing me.
Man: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why not?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Ok, I'm here, what do you want for your next wish?
So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You Say: Looks like we're late." She Says: "For what?" You Say: "For dinner.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Baicarumba...are those real?
Can I flirt with you?
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
You turn my software into hardware
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.
I wonder what our children will look like.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?
I ran out of Viagra. Can I use you?
"Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
If I was Elvis, would you screw me?
If you were a duck and I were a moose, and we had sex, we'd make a duckmoose, and it would sound like this: [make the wierdest sound you can].
I'm sterile.
Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
I think about you when I masturbate.
Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Det lyder totalt meget som fra HIMYM det der
