BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER! Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last… straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! —— Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem

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Lol haha

Btw tænker på at købe video slot på profilen. Hvad er jeres meninger?

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En mand bor alene på sin gård, han skriver et brev til sin søn i fængslet; Jeg kan ikke så kartofler i år.. Jeg er blevet for gammel til at grave marken op. Snart får han et brev fra sønnen; Du må IKKE grave marken op, det er der jeg har gemt alle ligene!!...... Næste morgen kom politiet og gravede hele marken op, men de fandt intet. Et par dage efter fik han et nyt brev fra sin søn; Så Far, NU kan du så Kartofler.. Det var det bedste jeg kunne gøre herfra..!!!


Jeg ved godt der er en joke tråd thingy ^^ Men poster den altså her

Jeg forstod den ikke? xD

Hmm ser ud til jeg virkelig sutter til bvc.. Måske jeg skal lave en sorc eller ligene :S Nogle ideer til en lidt billigere men god pvp char?

Uhm, hans søn sidder i fængsel.
Faren ejer en gård og er blevet for gammel til at pløje marken og så nye kartofler.

Han skriver til sin søn og siger han ikke kan?
Sønnen svare, du må ikke grave marken op, jeg har gemt ligene der.

Politiet ser brevet, graver marken op og sønnen skriver, så far nu kan du så kartofler, politiet har pløjet marken




es fb firesorc?

This post was edited by TheAngel on Oct 11 2011 12:43pm

Oh then I got the part...