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Mar 13 2010 06:39am
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TING, DER ER SVÆRE AT SIGE, NÅR MAN ER FULD:

1: Innovativ
2: Præmenstruel
3: Polyfyla
4: Mississippi

TING, DER ER MEGET SVÆRE AT SIGE, NÅR MAN ER FULD:

1: Specifikation
2: British Constitution
3: Passive-agressive disorder
4: Transubstantiate

TING, DER ABSOLUT ER UMULIGE AT SIGE, NÅR MAN ER FULD:

1: Nej tak, jeg vil ikke i seng med dig!

2: Ikke mere sprut til mig!

3: Desværre, du er ikke lige min type!

4: Ikke noget kebab til mig tak!

5: Jeg er ikke interesseret i at slås med dig!

6: Nej, det vil jeg ikke. Der er ikke nogen, der gider høre mig synge!

7: Nej tak, jeg vil ikke forsøge mig med at danse, jeg har ingen koordinationsevne på nuværende tidspunkt og vil ligne et fjols!

8: Hvor er det nærmeste toilet. Jeg nægter at tømme mit maveindhold ud andre steder!

9: Jeg skal hjem nu, da jeg skal tidligt op og på arbejde!


Av av av, det vækker minder fra igår bare at læse listen igennem -_-
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Mar 13 2010 07:36am
hey vil bare høre om det er tiladt at have et signature som jeg har? eller må man ikk reklamere :)
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Mar 13 2010 07:38am
Godmorgen :)
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Mar 13 2010 07:41am
Quote (mmn91 @ 13 Mar 2010 15:36)
hey vil bare høre om det er tiladt at have et signature som jeg har? eller må man ikk reklamere :)


Det er ikke lovligt, + det er for stort.

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This post was edited by Qhotex on Mar 13 2010 07:42am
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Mar 13 2010 07:50am
pis, den er removed så :( - man kan ellers tjene penge på det xD
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Mar 13 2010 10:09am
er der slet ik nogle der er i live?
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Mar 13 2010 11:58am
Quote (YekciiM @ 13 Mar 2010 17:09)
er der slet ik nogle der er i live?


jo totalt fresh xD
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jo totalt fresh xD


det var godt :)
ska du lave noget spændene idag?
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Mar 13 2010 12:49pm
Quote (YekciiM @ 13 Mar 2010 19:58)
det var godt :)
ska du lave noget spændene idag?


Jeg skal bare slappe af
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Quote (inzinity @ Mar 13 2010 07:49pm)
Jeg skal bare slappe af


okay mate.. hvad lavede du igår?
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