Quote (Monze @ Fri, May 15 2009, 04:29pm)
Today, I told my parents I wanted them to meet my new partner. My mom went into a rant about how she had known I was gay for a while and asked how I was going to tell my husband. I am straight, madly in love with my husband, and was referring to my business partner. FML
Today, this really attractive woman that I've known for years told me that when I can have sex with her standing up, she'll have sex with me. I'm confined to a wheelchair
Quote (Ch4rge @ Fri, May 15 2009, 04:29pm)
fuck hvor fedt

jeg har selv sidste skoledag på onsdag, glæder mig vildt ^^
Har fundet ud af at jeg er nr. 1 ultimativ fail til paintball, det lort er sku ikke mig.
Fuck hvor svier det stadig, av av. De må fandme hygge sig nede i mellemøsten.